"I Think My Partner
is a Vampire"
Storyboard #13

 

The pieces finally start to come together for Detective Don Schanke.

 

 

1. I always thought that Knight was a little strange. The fact that he freaks out at the sight of blood and has a skin condition that prevents him from working daylight hours, made me wonder how he ever became a homicide detective in the first place. I'll admit he's a good cop, but sometimes he's just a little too good. And I have to ask myself, how is it he's able to do some of the things he does. Like tonight when we were chasing that slimy gunman through the alley. Taking cover behind a trash dumpster, I almost fire on Nick because I thought he was the perp. I wasn't expecting him to be up on the fire escape about thirty feet up and I still have no idea how he got up there so fast and so quietly. Anyway, the perp starts shooting at me and I return fire. He catches a bullet and goes down.

2. Then I make a mistake. I let my guard down, still wondering how Nick got up on the fire escape. Next thing I know, the perp is back on his feet and he's one second away from putting a bullet right between my eyes. And before I can even lift my gun to fire at him, Nick is on the ground right in front of the guy and punches his lights out. There's no way he should have been able to move that fast, but he does. I wanted to question him on just how he managed that little trick but the thought completely slips my mind when he comes up to me and starts talking.

3. He gets right in my face saying something to me, but I guess I sort of zone out for a moment because I swear I can't remember a single word he says. Anyway, backup arrives and after all the hoopla is over, I offer to drive Nick home. Since my car is in the shop, I tell him that I'll keep the Caddy for the day and pick him up for work tonight. I even offer to wash it for him. Now where that idea came from, I haven't a clue, but he's quick to accept. The sun is about to come up, so he tells me that he needs to ride in the trunk because of his sun allergy. I'm thinking, he's just overreacting. It can't be all that bad. I ask him, "What's a little sunburn?" To which, he replies, "I don't tan. I don't burn. I implode."

4. That gets me to thinking about when we first started working together and I asked why he drives the Caddy instead of something more conventional. And he said, "Trunk space. The 1962 Cadillac has more trunk space than any car made in the last thirty years." Hey, who can argue with logic like that? After dropping Nick off at his place, I stop off to see Nat to sign some forms. The perp ended up dying from the bullet I put in him, so that adds up to a ton of paperwork. And I know that I should probably be thinking about how I just killed someone in self defense, but instead, my mind is still on my weird partner. I ask Natalie if she thinks there's something different about Nick, that maybe he's some kind of psycho, which of course, she doesn't.

5. For some reason, I can't help but think that Nick is a little too gallant under fire, like the time that news crew was following us around and we had to go into a dangerous situation with a guy firing a machine gun at us. While everybody else is diving for cover, SuperNick just dashes on in, chases the guy outside and miraculously nails him without firing a shot. I never got the chance to see the video footage from that night. It somehow got destroyed or lost, but I sure wish I could have seen exactly what went on. All I know was that the guy was terrified of Nick, but he never would say why.


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